Break-ups are hard. Recovering from the break-ups are even harder. It’s funny how it changes if you’re the one who said the last word, one might think it gives you the high ground so it doesn’t hurt that much.

Anyways, I recently just heard this and thought it was funny/interesting.

Everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a break up:

1) Half the length of the relationship.

2) A week for every month you were together.

3) Exactly 10,000 drinks, however long that takes.

4) You can’t measure like this in time, there is a series of steps… from her bedroom to the front door BAM! Next!

Any opinions?