Luke walks in to Chris’s apartment.

Luke – Ah, to be young and foolish…

Chris – All is fair in love and war.

Luke – That’ll be the day!

Luke – I mean, you did played a half-baked idea, it was a few fries short of a happy meal.

Chris – I know, I was all thumbs, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Better to love and lost than never loved at all I guess.

Luke – Well, she did went the whole 9 yards this time. She played you like a Stradivarius. But tell me, are you ok? You look like got your hand caught in the cookie jar!

Chris – You could knock me over with a feather right now.

Luke – Hey! Stop making a big deal out of nothing, you have to face up to the facts. You gave it a hundred and ten percent, it’s just that a leopard doesn’t change its spots.

Chris – Well, you can’t blame me for trying. At least I know which side her bread is buttered on. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it must be a duck.

Luke – Excellent! A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. You’ll get back on track faster than greased lightning! Come on, straighten up and fly right!

Chris – You’re right! I wasn’t born yesterday! I mean fool me once, shame on her, fool me twice, shame on me.

Luke – Don’t worry, I’m not a rocket scientist either. Everybody has the right to make mistakes. Just fake it till you make it. Carpe diem!

Chris – Well, doing stupid things is my way of making my life interesting. I know I’ll be fine as a good wine.

Luke – Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, right?

Chris – Close, but no cigar.

Luke – Ha ha! Laughter is the best medicine. Come on, I know this place that gives you champagne taste on a beer salary. You can drown your sorrows there…